“Cheater cheater where’d you meet that low down white trash hoe?”
Country music has changed since Randy Travis sang I’m gonna love you forever and ever. Amen.
September 2010
1 post
June 2010
2 posts
I Dreamed I Went to the Oscars
It was in Walmart.
And a friend was asking me to make sweet tea.
How much more redneck can you get?
May 2010
16 posts
“But now I’m such a steaming mug of hot chocolate that one of the studliest guys in school wants to use me to harvest his mojo.”
—Mercedes on Glee (via graceinsmallthings)
I'm an Idiot
I tried to spend a Books A Million gift card at Borders.
At first, I was mad. I spent more money than I had planned.
But now I’m happy. I get to buy even more books when I’m actually shopping at BAM.
Why does my son cry everytime I go through the Chick-fil-A drive thru?
I think he wants to play on their playground…
Or maybe at three months he already knows how unhealthy this is.
This taking care of a newborn thing has interrupted my flossing routine. I need a scaler between 24 and 25 stat!
Luckily I’ll be back at work next month and I can take care of it myself.
Kohl's and Cute Baby Clothes
Somebody stop me.
Mommy Diaries
We tried to watch Grey’s Anatomy, but lil man was screaming. He was so tired he could not go to sleep, which makes no sense. Just go to sleep already, and you’ll wake up feeling much better and be smiling and cooing.
Finally got him asleep, now big man’s asleep.
And mommy’s left awake by herself - again. Guess we’ll watch Grey’s tomorrow night.
At the dermatologist. Forgot to bring a book. They don’t know why this PUPP (pregnancy itching) won’t go away since it’s been three months! Ugh!
