September 2010
1 post
“Cheater cheater where’d you meet that low down white trash hoe?”
Country music has changed since Randy Travis sang I’m gonna love you forever and ever. Amen.
June 2010
2 posts
I Dreamed I Went to the Oscars
It was in Walmart.
And a friend was asking me to make sweet tea.
How much more redneck can you get?
May 2010
16 posts
“But now I’m such a steaming mug of hot chocolate that one of the studliest guys...”
– Mercedes on Glee (via graceinsmallthings)
I'm an Idiot
I tried to spend a Books A Million gift card at Borders.
At first, I was mad. I spent more money than I had planned.
But now I’m happy. I get to buy even more books when I’m actually shopping at BAM.
Why does my son cry everytime I go through the Chick-fil-A drive thru?
I think he wants to play on their playground…
Or maybe at three months he already knows how unhealthy this is.
1 tag
This taking care of a newborn thing has interrupted my flossing routine. I need a scaler between 24 and 25 stat!
Luckily I’ll be back at work next month and I can take care of it myself.
Kohl's and Cute Baby Clothes
Somebody stop me.
1 tag
Mommy Diaries
We tried to watch Grey’s Anatomy, but lil man was screaming. He was so tired he could not go to sleep, which makes no sense. Just go to sleep already, and you’ll wake up feeling much better and be smiling and cooing.
Finally got him asleep, now big man’s asleep.
And mommy’s left awake by herself - again. Guess we’ll watch Grey’s tomorrow night.
At the dermatologist. Forgot to bring a book. They don’t know why this PUPP (pregnancy itching) won’t go away since it’s been three months! Ugh!
April 2010
91 posts
“While we’re young and beautiful, kiss me like you mean it.”
– “We’re Young and Beautiful” by Carrie Underwood (via spinningballinthemiddleofspace)
“Where do you come from?”…This is the number one most-asked question...”
– Sue Monk Kidd (The Secret Life of Bees)
“Could’ve been the death of me, but then you breathed your breath in me.”
– “Crashed” by Daughtry (via spinningballinthemiddleofspace)
I think this is the most played song on my iTunes.
lostandgone:
beautifullyflawed:
...
“When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead. True Story.”
– Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother (via quote-book) (via sassymissashley) (via allthingsalishan) (via undomesticgoddess)
So Fresh and So Clean
Actually took a shower before lunch today!
Before 10 even!
spinningballinthemiddleofspace:
cheleryan:
hot as hell, cold as ice. sip it slow ‘cause it’s so nice. dulls my senses, drives my pain… but i’d do it again. burns a bit to the touch. dangerous, if it’s too much. if this bottle could talk… love on the rocks.
Great song. Sara Bariellas is awesome (not sure I spelled her name right).
Those construction workers next door need to stop working while my baby is sleeping!
Freeze.
Somebody bring me back some money please.
