Addie's Ad Libs

"Cheater cheater where’d you meet that low down white trash hoe?"

Country music has changed since Randy Travis sang I’m gonna love you forever and ever. Amen.

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I Dreamed I Went to the Oscars

It was in Walmart.

And a friend was asking me to make sweet tea.

How much more redneck can you get?

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Mmmm.  Smores pop tarts.  I feel like I’m in junior high again.  Or whenever it was that I used to eat pop tarts.

Mmmm. Smores pop tarts. I feel like I’m in junior high again. Or whenever it was that I used to eat pop tarts.

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And here’s books I already had that I need to read.  And there’s more on another bookshelf somewhere.  I think I’m good on books till 2011.

And here’s books I already had that I need to read. And there’s more on another bookshelf somewhere. I think I’m good on books till 2011.

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All the books I’ve bought in the last four days.  I think I have a problem.  I didn’t include the children’s books I bought for Isaac.

As you can see, I have wonderful taste in chick lit.

Now I have to find a place to hide these before my husband comes home.

All the books I’ve bought in the last four days. I think I have a problem. I didn’t include the children’s books I bought for Isaac.

As you can see, I have wonderful taste in chick lit.

Now I have to find a place to hide these before my husband comes home.

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“But now I’m such a steaming mug of hot chocolate that one of the studliest guys in school wants to use me to harvest his mojo.”

Mercedes on Glee (via graceinsmallthings)

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I’m an Idiot

I tried to spend a Books A Million gift card at Borders.

At first, I was mad. I spent more money than I had planned.

But now I’m happy. I get to buy even more books when I’m actually shopping at BAM.

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Why does my son cry everytime I go through the Chick-fil-A drive thru?

I think he wants to play on their playground…

Or maybe at three months he already knows how unhealthy this is.

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Happy Mother’s Day to me!

Happy Mother’s Day to me!

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